January 2012
I'm not Tumblr famous.
thekittyandphilosophy:
fairycaptain:
Getting asks isn’t a regular thing, I still smile when I see Messages (1).
People don’t reblog me ASAP. Sure, I get reblogged 20 or 30 notes, if I’m lucky.
I don’t get asked for pictures of me.
People don’t ask me for requests.
I don’t have alot to offer.
most of my blog is 99.9% reblogs
i LOVE every little follower of mine
^This
I mean yeah.
Me: *sneezes*
Class: *silence/crickets*
Most popular girl in the grade: *sneezes*
Class: god bless you sweetheart jesus lord let god protect you from that horrible sneeze
Mom- "Well, if you got off the internet and did...
mungkybeans:
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"Unless you try to do something beyond what you...
mom: you think these actors have nice hair and fashion now but in 20 years you will look back at these photos and be like-
me: look children it's your father
mom: what
me: what
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
December 2011
me before eating: wow this is going to be great
me while eating: wow this is great
me after eating: wow that was great
